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Dating disasters, sexual conquests and catastrophes, the Monday morning debate and Fridays frisky offerings - experience the lusty pleasure of handbags bedside manner every day.
Love and sex? If the two go hand in hand Ive yet to find it so the quest is on, slightly hampered by the fact I am a single mother who never goes out. What do you mean - you cant get sex delivered to your door? John Lewis, youre missing a trick. Literally.
Let's talk about sex, baby.
Mel McGee, is a word-fiddler based in Englands most glorious Metropolis. She is short, with extraordinarily small nipples and ever-clean underpants. Her words should never be taken seriously or read by those with a sensitive disposition.
Word-fiddler extraordinaire, and not just words apparently.
Jane and Hanna
Both newly single after WBEs (worst breakups ever), we bring to you our dark, exasperating and frequently ridiculous stories. Learn from them, ladies. Weve taken them for the team.
Single, dating but not that desperate, thanks.
Captain of The Good Ship Handbag, pie maker extraordinaire, Uri Gellar's BFF and a total liability at weddings.
A bit like Anna Wintour - if Anna Wintour sometimes put her shoes on the wrong feet and fell over a lot.
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