Evie gets called goo ball (teething!!), poppet, missy moo pot, stinkety winkety & moppers jaloppers (that one's daddy's pet name for her, comes from the mop of black hair she had when she was born)
Joseph gets monster munch (self explanatory!), munchkin bob, JB (Joseph Robert=Joe Bob=JB!), boggers (again, one of daddy's-started when Joe was about 6 weeks and used to "snog" my neck when he was hungry, just rhymed with snogger and it's stuck!!)
God, just realised my children are gonna be traumatised by their dodgy nicknames. OH actually referred to them as boggers and moppers in public last weekend, got some v v funny looks!