Feeling a bit cheeky this morn as it is the weekend... nearly, so just wondered what 3 things about yourself would you not usually let anyone know?? The "hush hush" Sins...

1) I often nod and say "mmm" "oh" when DH is telling me about his day... but rarely listen!

2) I forget to brush LO's teeth far to often!! Bad mummy!!

3) I pretend to be really tired just before bed time so that DH wont expect a quickie!!

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LMAO palmtree - Id say the EXACT same 3 things!! hahahahaha

I dont brush the boys teeth often enough - its so naughty and sometimes OH will say do you know what I mean or dont you agree..and I have to guess yes or no and hope thats what he wants to hear! and as for the the bedtime quickies I usually busy myself around the time I know its coming - im just too shattered!! lol xx

Hi gatecrashing AGAIN!!
But lol to your three hush hush things.
I definatly agree with your no'3 I do it too lol lol.
Oh and I really agree with no'1 I do it all the time(yawn sooo borning lol)
What would my second one be hmmmm let me see................having a good fart every now and again and blaiming the dog.lol lol lol (but don't tell anyone will you lol)
Great post made me laugh!

Hi gatecrashing AGAIN!!
But lol to your three hush hush things.
I definatly agree with your no'3 I do it too lol lol.
Oh and I really agree with no'1 I do it all the time(yawn sooo borning lol)
What would my second one be hmmmm let me see................having a good fart every now and again and blaiming the dog.lol lol lol (but don't tell anyone will you lol)
Great post made me laugh!

Oops sorry double post, I was laughing too much lol!!

your 3 are spot on!! glad im not the only mean girlfriend/mummy! haha!
x

ha ha classic. I think mine would also be number 3 but also:

1) my hubby has a terrible memory so I play on this and tell him he's agreed to stuff and just can't remember!!

2) hubby puts lo to bed while I do dinner as I say it takes ages to peel and boil potatoes (he has never cooked) but some night I just use instant mash and hide the packets!!

ooohhh maybe another- sneaking my expensive cosmetics in with the weekly shop and blaming the size of the bill on the rising cost of nappies!!!

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I'm very much quilty of no.3!!

My other is that I have to have biscuits every morning with my tea.....

I do listen to my dh but am guilty of thinking 'I don't know wht you think I want to know that......)

I'm very much quilty of no.3!!

My other is that I have to have biscuits every morning with my tea.....

I do listen to my dh but am guilty of thinking 'I don't know wht you think I want to know that......)

Lol! Good post. Mine would probably be...

Not brushing Harry's teeth enough.

Telling OH how well my diet is going.. but secretly having lots of chocolate! He still has to tell me i look thinner though! Lol

Annd... i sometimes forget to brush my teeth and make up for it by brushing them more the next time round! Stinky! xxx

Lol! Good post. Mine would probably be...

Not brushing Harry's teeth enough.

Telling OH how well my diet is going.. but secretly having lots of chocolate! He still has to tell me i look thinner though! Lol

Annd... i sometimes forget to brush my teeth and make up for it by brushing them more the next time round! Stinky! xxx

this made me laugh so much!

deffo no. 3! my other 2 are - hope he never sneaks on be and reads this...

tell him its really hard work at home with sam all day, so he does lots of housework, cooking, foot massages etc...when really sam is a happy little angel and every day is so chilled out

tell him im skint but really i mean im skint except for the money i have but dont want to spend unless its on lovely skincare products/toys fir sam/haircuts/chocolate

xXx:lol:

Nice to see number three is a common one!!! xxx

1. Lo doesn't have teeth yet but I only brush my teeth once a day in the morning, I know thats rank lol but I always forget at night. I haven't got any fillings either!!!

2. Buy chocolate when I'm out and don't share it with oh.

3. Use OH razor in the shower...and dont tell him.

What's wrong with you girls not accepting a quickie at night? I would kill for one - my oh works nights and it sucks trying to fit it in around Gabe's naps, haha x

mine would have to be

1. buying yummy stuff and stashing it away from hubby because as soon as he knows its there he eats it all.

2. not making hubby dinner, and when he come looking for it i pretend to be alseep, so that he will make it or order in take away. i dont do it often but some time i just cant be bothered

3. lying to hubby about just how early the kids get up on a satarday so that i can go back to bed once he gets up from his lie in

mine would have to be

1. buying yummy stuff and stashing it away from hubby because as soon as he knows its there he eats it all.

2. not making hubby dinner, and when he come looking for it i pretend to be alseep, so that he will make it or order in take away. i dont do it often but some time i just cant be bothered

3. lying to hubby about just how early the kids get up on a satarday so that i can go back to bed once he gets up from his lie in

1)
I always just nod when Oli tells me about his day-i never liste(though i think he has worked it out cause he keeps asking me questions about it)

2)
Eat chocolate and tell him i havent.

3)
Fake snore so he doesnt expect sex!x

1)
I always just nod when Oli tells me about his day-i never liste(though i think he has worked it out cause he keeps asking me questions about it)

2)
Eat chocolate and tell him i havent.

3)
Fake snore so he doesnt expect sex!x

1) buying shoes and bags and hiding them in the back of my wardrobe and casually intergrate them into an outfit and when he says wheres that come from? i just say ohhhhh this old thing? had it years but never wore it! lol

2) I also sneak in my makeup into the food shop and always say the bill is so high because i brought beers, nappys and milk!

3) Oh and a very naughty one is that im on lovefilm.com (online dvd renting) and he thinks its £5 a month when its actually £12.99 x x x