Marriage is give n take........you'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Girls are like phones.......we love to be held, but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected.

Insurance is like marriage........you pay pay pay and get nothing back.

lol

Some days i wake up grumpy, other days i let him sleep!

I got a dog for my husband the other day.....
I thought it was a fair swap!

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. (babies )

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

House work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last but no least my favourite:

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Dolina xx xx

these are great love them!!!

K xx