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Loopylass
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Posted : May 15, 2008 11:24:59 AM
Subject : *New Abbreviations*

Hello everyone, i got a fab explanation form a lady in another forum the other day about what all the abbreviations on here mean (ttc- trying to conceive, bfp-big fat positive etc)

I though I might add some of my own which may be familiar to you.....

BCT - biological clock ticking
BUN - bumping uglies in the night
BIO - bun in the oven
HSIP - holy s*** i'm pregnant!
UTD - up the duff
STIWSAD -so tired i wanna sleep all day
FSD - feeling sick as a dog
CCAD - can't keep anything down
SB - sore boobs/bangers
FLLP - face looks like a pizza
IIL - interfering in laws
MILFH - mother in law from hell
NBBB - need to buy a bigger bra!
JGBT - jeans getting a bit tight
SNB - small neat bump
BGIWN - bump getting in the way now!
WMWG - where's my waist gone?
WMFG - where's my feet gone?!
CTMM - can't take much more
TIGP - think i'm gonna pop!
WTIS - which t*** invented stretchmarks?
DIH - does it hurt?
LST - like shitting a television! (thanks to claire for that one!)
MWHG - my waters have gone
FNBGDN - f*** natural birth.gimmee drugs. now.
AS - arrived safely
BLBB - boobs like bowling balls
INYD - i'm not your dummy (to be said through gritted teeth after breastfeeding for 4 hours solid!)
GOP - getting em out in public
YTGU - your turn to get up (to be said to oh with a smug grin)
SCNC - strange coloured nappy contents
DWRW - don't wannt return to work
GBBW - glad to be back at work
PHEFM - phoning home every five minutes
IE - into everything
OYOA - one year old already
AYMBJ - another? you must be joking!
WEM - worth every minute

Canyone think of any more?


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Critters-Mum-Claire21

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Posted : May 16, 2008 9:48:16 AM

Yes i've got one - no surprise there -

HMMTW - Help me, I'm married to a wanker

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Lottie and Neve

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Posted : May 16, 2008 9:58:42 AM

lol thanks, my tea is now all over my keyboard!

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Loopylass

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Posted : May 16, 2008 10:19:25 AM

Ha ha, you're funnyasfook!

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Critters-Mum-Claire21

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Posted : May 16, 2008 2:44:03 PM

Not sure where the joke is - he actually is a wanker.

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waiting4baby
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Posted : May 16, 2008 3:05:02 PM

lol, sorry to hear that, love it though, how about
HDBA......... hubbie doing bug*er all?
DMC...........driving me crazy!
MIL... changed to mean interfering lady!!!!!!!!!

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~Diane~

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Posted : May 16, 2008 4:28:31 PM

fmililtk - means fuckin mother in law id like to kill! x

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~x~Hilary~x~

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Posted : May 16, 2008 4:32:44 PM

LOL!!!

Diane, behave yourself!!!

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~Diane~

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Posted : May 16, 2008 4:34:40 PM

I try Hilary but it just dosnt always work! x

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~x~Hilary~x~

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Posted : May 16, 2008 4:36:30 PM

I suppose you could have said worse!!!!

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~Diane~

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Posted : May 16, 2008 4:40:35 PM

Oh yes!

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MummyRalph
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Posted : May 16, 2008 5:02:07 PM

I'm with you on that one Diane!

Not heard much from you on facebook lately, are you ok??
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Posted : May 16, 2008 7:58:47 PM

diane, do not behave yourself - it is your job to be naughty.

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Louise & Kara

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Posted : May 16, 2008 9:23:57 PM

haha some of these are so funny.

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~Diane~

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Posted : May 17, 2008 10:43:28 AM

I wasnt trying to be funny, i really would kill her if it was allowed. I might bump off a few more while im at it.
MummyRalph i havnt been on facebook properly in ages, i must go now and see how you are all doing.

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Posted : May 17, 2008 11:27:22 AM

You'll laugh you tits off, I've added the teletubbie video I was telling you about!!

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~Diane~

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Posted : May 17, 2008 12:42:56 PM

I seen it, funny as hell! I cant imagine what Paddys first word will be!?!?!?

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