Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

WARNINGS: -

* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!

Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Merlot!!!

my very pregnant friend sent me this so I felt it was ok for BE : )

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ha ha this cheered me up this morning the morning sickness has well & truely kicked in now (tho far from being limited to mornings) so in need of something to make me smile lol

oh no hope it passes soon becci xx

Lol, perfect for us pre ttc-ers!

I find pinot grigio has the same benefits, may prescribe some to myself on holiday next week! X

My personal favourite is Rioja - but im far from fussy!! xx

I'm a pinot girl too mini eggs but like Mrs Rodders I@m far from fussy lmao

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Am loving this.. nice one michhopefulmummy2B

Am a blossom hill girl but will drink anything in a glass in hand...

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I'm a merlot/shiraz kinda gal.... but I'm sure it has the same effect

I'm trying to enjoy a tipple whilst I still can lol will hopefully be a dry xmas : )

can you get non alcoholic wine ??

Mmm, lovely vino!

Mich, you can get alky free wine. When my friend was pg we drank it and actually thought we were drunk! Thought there must hase been a mistake on the label but it was defo alky free. Must just have been our brains tricking us lol!

hehe!1 im a white zinfandel girl myself! can drink it by yhe bucket full!!

anything red for me lol what does the alky free taste like wine or fruit juice